Jenelle Evans is formally swerving male consideration after finalizing her divorce from David Eason … specializing in self-care as an alternative — and driving the purpose residence with one very NSFW punchline to seal the deal.

The previous “Teen Mother” star is absolutely in her wellness period, hitting up aesthetic injector Melanie Pace at Las Vegas’ Flawless Med Spa for just a little post-divorce glow-up — the place she cheekily quipped, “The one sperm I’m getting on my face now’s salmon” … yep, as in a salmon sperm facial!

Jenelle was absolutely zen whereas indulging within the fashionable non-surgical Korean facial cherished by Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Aniston — and even her fellow “Teen Mother” alum Farrah Abraham.

Seems to be like Jenelle’s able to embrace the one life — and it’s about time! Her divorce is lastly within the rearview after submitting for separation over a yr in the past.

Jenelle even threw herself a full-blown pre-mature divorce bash final month — and now with this sperm facial?