Elon Musk simply clapped again at rumors and a information report about his alleged drug abuse in a literal p*ssing contest — yup, he shared a urine check that appears to indicate he’s squeaky clear.

The Tesla titan dropped his urinary drug check receipt on X Tuesday — exhibiting he’s unfavorable for every little thing from cocaine and meth to ketamine and weed. His caption? An off-the-cuff “lol” … prefer it was some kind of final mic-drop second.

The drug check hasn’t been independently verified.

This all comes scorching on the heels of that New York Instances bombshell a number of weeks again — accusing Elon of being deep into ketamine and performing erratically on every little thing from Ecstasy to Adderall, based on insiders.

The report even linked Elon’s alleged drug use to his short-lived stint main the Trump administration’s Dept. of Authorities Effectivity — claiming the Prez pulled the plug after of us began elevating eyebrows over Musk’s habits.

Elon’s referred to as B.S. on the entire thing — insisting he hasn’t touched ketamine in years, and even then solely in small, doctor-approved doses for again ache.