Florida’s Legal professional Basic James Uthmeier simply cooked up the wildest plan but — turning the gator-infested Everglades into an immigration detention middle for Trump’s mass deportation mission.

In a video posted to X on Thursday, Uthmeier chomped into his daring plan — constructing a holding middle proper in gator territory, proudly calling it “Alligator Alcatraz.” His pitch? Who wants barbed wire once you’ve bought built-in chew patrol from Florida’s most interesting reptiles? Y’know, a bit just like the sharks circling Alcatraz!

The 39-square-mile website — a distant, dormant airport facility referred to as the Miami-Dade Collier County Coaching Facility, about an hour due west of downtown Miami — provided to the Trump administration comes with its personal touchdown strip for flying in undocumented immigrants and, in response to Uthmeier, may cage as much as 1,000 folks in simply 30 to 60 days as soon as building begins.

With ICE detention facilities packed to the gills — holding round 53,000 people underneath Trump’s newest deportation push — Uthmeier casually pitching his scaly scheme is actually inventive, but it surely’s giving croc-a-doodle-doo ranges of utmost.

Additionally appears to be like like he’s bought a factor for snapping the foundations — ‘trigger simply days earlier than dropping this swamp bomb, Uthmeier bought slapped with civil contempt for ignoring a decide’s order to pause a legislation focusing on undocumented immigrants. However he simply shrugged it off, saying it was value it to face by Trump’s agenda.